I decided to make some merch with a pair of images inspired by The Ballad of the Grey Swan and a good old-fashioned LGBTQIA+ slogan!
All are available through RedBubble.
Both are variants of the classic motto “Be Gay, Do Crimes”, with a change done to make it a bit more swashbucklery.

And this one’s pretty obviously a nibling of it.
Clicking on the links will take you to the RedBubble store to order things. Please let me know if you do – I’d love to see people enjoying them!
And if you don’t understand all this Grey Swan stuff, please click here to learn about the book.